(Source: lovelylops, via -vibrantlove)
I’m not like you.
I just fuck up.
Anonymous wrote: "You have perfectly shaped lips. :]"
Thanks c:
(Source: darlingnikkisayshi, via ohwhatisthisfuckery)
Jacki likes my cupid’s bow, lololol. c;
Screwing around with makeup.
Loool.
Dad:You asshole.
Me:You okay?
Dad:No.
Me:Awe.
Dad:As you can tell, from the language, everything has gone horribly wrong.
Me:Did the rice attack you?
Dad:No, the pasta shells did. -starts picking them up. drops more- PASTA MUST DIE. STUPID PASTA. It's okay, none of it fell on the floor. Except for the bits I'm now picking up from the floor. Now, I'm annoyed.
Me:You've got man flu really bad this time, haven't you?
Dad:Yes. -sniffle-
